Teacher: Oh...really? Why? You want it?
Student J: Ya
Student J (again): Teacher, do you know what does BBM stands for?
Teacher: Ohh....whatz that? *pretending to be dumb
Student J: It's blackberry messenger
Teacher: How come you know that?
Student J: Cuz my friend's mom has it.
Student Z (7 years old, cousin of student J): Teacher, during our greatgrandma's birthday we performed a song called "XXX" (i can't recall the title)
Teacher: Oh i see...
Student Z: The song was sooooo lame. Super duper lame.
20 mins later...
Teacher: Okay...let's learn some new songs today
Student: *look at the song title.....these songs are lame and kiddie, i don't want to learn that
End of story. HAHAHA =]